Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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