sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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