I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Reggie can tackle my bush.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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