watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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