Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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