What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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