who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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