they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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