butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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