Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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