it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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