Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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