I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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