at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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