i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Randomize
