is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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