Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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