But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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