it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
It's like God shit irony all over that family
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
