You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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