Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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