this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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