I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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