i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
the day after is always just damage control
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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