Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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