my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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