They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
The struggles of a small town man whore
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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