we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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