yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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