i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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