can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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