I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
