Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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