Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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