i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Couch. On fire.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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