Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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