Christians are straight up FREAKS
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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