My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I need moral support for this bender
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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