just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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