Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
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I can't even bring myself to make fun of you. Bless you, you poor soul.
I would be more than happy to rub aloe on your sunburn.
Sorry girl!
What about your tits?
We should probably check your ass too.
Stay classy Iowa. Or just slutty.
"Ow"? Yeah, I think I'm gonna go with "ow". I don't even have a vagina, and I'm still cringing!
Too fucking funny! Almost pissed myself!
Guys...She's out of commission for awhile. Move along.
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