Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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