I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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