Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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