does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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