I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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