i don't like sucking hair
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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