They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Less talking, more tequila
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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