My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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