whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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