I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Randomize
