Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Why are your pants in the freezer?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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